 Re: Jokes, Jokes, and more Jokes!
I have to share this everyone...I came across it today. It is really funny.
Sardar (Punjabi Sikh) and Bio. Practical Exam
Examinar: See the bird's leg and tell me the name
Sardar: I dont know!
Examinar: You have failed. what's your name?
Sardar: Meri lattan dekh kay das (guess my name by looking at my legs)
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Wa As-Salāmu 'Alaykum Wa Rahmatullahi Wa Barakatuhu Wa Al-Magfiratuhu The Prophet sal-allahu 'alayhi wa salam said: "The Muslim is a unique Ummah among the whole of mankind:Their Land is ONE, their War is ONE, their Peace is ONE, Their Honour is ONE and their Trust is ONE." [Ahmad]
Shaykh ul-Islam Ibn Taymiyyah (rahimahullah) said: "What can my enemies possibly do to me? My paradise is in my heart; wherever I go it goes with me, inseparable from me. For me, prison is a place of (religious) retreat; execution is my opportunity for martyrdom; and exile from my town is but a chance to travel."
Imam Ibn al-Jawzi (rahimahullah) on the Ash'arites: "The heretics claim; i) there is no God in the Heavens, ii) neither is there Qur'an in the Mushaf, and iii) nor is there a Prophet in the grave;'your three shameful facets'" | 
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