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Old 02-14-2009, 11:23 AM   #1
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This is based on a true event, that's the funny part.

[Place: Kings Cross]
[ Ifrah Picks up layla and they are making their way to school..]

Ifrah: *Drinks yazoo milkshake on the way*
Ifrah: *Throws the lid or something on the floor*
Layla: AstagferAllah, FEAR ALLAH man, why dont you put it in the bin, you should strive to make the society CLEAN. etc
Ifrah: *laughs*
Ifrah: *feels guilty*
Ifrah: *picks up the lid on the floor and some other strip*
Layla: Oh MashAllah you are so good you even picked up that strip..
ifrah: uh.. no i dropped that one when i came to pick you up.

Ruwayda: ahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah.
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Old 02-27-2009, 12:34 PM   #2
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Wa'alaykum As-Salam

subhaanAllah, it is funny. I do it sometime too and my friend always remind me.
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lol... good reminder. I think If I start following the same in Pakistan than I will have no other work to do except to collect garbage :)

On a serious note, we should try to maintain cleanness as much as we can, because others dont do is not an excuse for us to do something..
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Nice reminder. Did you know if a policeman saw you litter the fine will be 500$.?
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HAHHAHAH walahi that day was tooooooooooooooo much jokes now i always try to throw everything in the dust bin so if you see a girl with lot of crisps and sweet wrappers then thats me lool just direct me to the bin lol hahhahahha
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ahah ...wow....that was actually pretty funny.
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Layla: Oh MashAllah you are so good you even picked up that strip..
ifrah: uh.. no i dropped that one when i came to pick you up.

Ruwayda: ahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah.
lol, mahsaAllah at least she piked that up ^_^
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^Yup. Its true that sometimes instead of arguing but keeping quiet the other will reflect and realize.
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