Funny replies by Shaykh Abdullah Al-Mutlaq
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02-14-2010, 07:50 AM
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|  Funny replies by Shaykh Abdullah Al-Mutlaq  Responding to this thread where I said that I will write some other of this shaikh may Allah preserve him unique and funny yet so accurate replies. Someone called Shaykh Mutlaq asking him: Is it allowed to eat the meat of penguin. The Shaykh answered him: If you found it! eat it! ....................................... A Man called him: Shaykh, I have divorced my wife in a situation of anger! how can I return her back? The Shaykh said: O brother! all of those who divorced their women did so while they were in a situation of anger. Have you ever seen someone divorcing his wife while he is eating seeds (well he means something like sunflower seeds to present the carefree and relaxing mood someone can be while eating them lol) ..................................... Another caller asked him: O Shaikh, I enter the toilet having my mobile phone and the whole Quran is stored on it, is that allowed? Shaikh: Yes, there is nothing wrong with that. Caller: But Shaikh!!! the Quran is saved there! how come??!! Shaikh: O borther! its okay, its only saved the memory of the phone. Caller: Shaikh!! THIS IS THE QURAN!!! HOW CAN IT BE IN THE TOILET??? Shaikh: Do you memorize any of the quran? Caller: Yea, I memorized many of it. Shaikh: Okay then. Whenever you wanna enter the toilet, leave your brain outside! OMG!!! the last one is the best one! Taken from this source
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02-14-2010, 08:01 AM
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| Re: Funny replies by Shaykh Abdullah Al-Mutlaq :)) Sis,masha-Allah,tears from my eyes come! More pls!
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| Re: Funny replies by Shaykh Abdullah Al-Mutlaq ^ Unfortunately! those are the only ones I found about him repeated in many sites. I wish I can find more.
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| Re: Funny replies by Shaykh Abdullah Al-Mutlaq OK,I don't know if it is from sheykh al Mutlaq,but: A man called the (little nervous) Shaykh on tv asking him: -Can I listen the Friday Khutba from my tv,then pray following the imaam while I am at home? the Shaykh: -...... Yes,yes!You can also cover your fridge with black fabric and do Tawaf around it! :))
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| Re: Funny replies by Shaykh Abdullah Al-Mutlaq ^ I am not sure if that is really from him, because I heard this before as a random joke. And I don't think that he will answer the question and say something like that about Ka'bah.
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