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Old 06-30-2009, 04:33 PM   #1
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Post funny comments which you have read on this forum or other forums. Obviously, they have to be Islamically appropriate.

my favourites so far (from IA):

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Here's a trickier one, according to Christians, Jesus was the God of Moses (or 1/3 of him), and therefore, it was Jesus himself who ordered apostates and blasphemers be put to death.
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For those of you whose hobbies include wasting time, theres a programme on Islam Channel this Sunday called "Hamza Yusuf: The creed of Tahawi" at 3pm
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Manhaj al-Sakran:

Hanbali says: "We affirm what ALLAH Ta'ala affirms"

Sakran: "you mujassim"

Ibn Fulan al-Sufi: "I am ALLAH"

Sakran: "Wow how elegant!"

what a load of tosh!
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See how beautiful these SUFIS are

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On any forum or only this one brother?
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wa'alayka as-salam

any forum akhee,

I thought this thread may become popular and we can have some halal fun as well but too bad it was a failure
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Nah bro.

---------- Post added at 12:51 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:45 AM ----------

Nah bro,possibly just make the title 'funny conversations' I have a few. Maybe we can make a funny comedy Islamic script up. Lets do something,contact me on MSN Insha'Allah.
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Mashallah nice to know them
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