Wa'alikum-u-Salam
come on guys, don't pick the sardars! I thought we decided on not to make fun at particular group, bring the clean jokes please. The jokes of Prophet(SAW) or shabas(RA) or Mulla Nasruddin. Here's an example
An old woman came to our Holy Prophet Muhammed (saw) and said: "O Messenger of Allah, pray to Allah (Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala) that I will enter Paradise." Holy Prophet Muhammed (saw) said jokingly, "O Mother of so-and-so, no old women will enter Paradise." The old woman went away crying, after hearing from Holy Prophet Muhammed (saw). Then Holy Prophet Muhammed (saw) sent one of his companions to tell her that, she will enter Paradise by becoming a young lady, because the Paradise is for only young people.
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Fi Amanillah
Wa As-Salamu 'Alaykum Wa Rahmatullahi Wa Barakatuhu Wa Al-Magfiratuhu The Prophet sal-allahu 'alayhi wa salam said: "The Muslim is a unique Ummah among the whole of mankind:Their Land is ONE, their War is ONE, their Peace is ONE, Their Honour is ONE and their Trust is ONE." [Ahmad]
Shaykh ul-Islam Ibn Taymiyyah (rahimahullah) said: "What can my enemies possibly do to me? My paradise is in my heart; wherever I go it goes with me, inseparable from me. For me, prison is a place of (religious) retreat; execution is my opportunity for martyrdom; and exile from my town is but a chance to travel."
Imam Ibn al-Jawzi (rahimahullah) on the Ash'arites: "The heretics claim; i) there is no God in the Heavens, ii) neither is there Qur'an in the Mushaf, and iii) nor is there a Prophet in the grave;'your three shameful facets'" |